THE GOOD, THE BAD, AND THE UGLY The WaPo solicited
ideas for improving government schools. They received suggestions from teachers and reformers, among others. Some of the more "interesting" ideas follow. (BTW, I Googled around looking for a .wav of the theme song with no luck. Just hum the "wa-wa-wa" to yourself as you read.)
The GoodPersonalize education -- adopt something like the medical model, where we try to tailor a child's education to his or her skills, interests and needs. We need to create new small, innovative schools that focus on helping youngsters become competent, responsible adults who will be lifelong learners...
The BadMore time to learn. Preschool programs, full-day kindergarten, extended school days, extended school year, and summer programs. Provide kids with the additional time to catch up. In Fairfax's Excel schools, when the school achieves its target, everyone in the school gets a bonus [up to $2,000 just before the holidays in December].
The UglyIn order to enroll their child in kindergarten, parents should be required to take a semester-long course on parenting a successful student. A second course would be required before the child enters middle school and another as they enter high school. Teachers should get one semester paid leave every five years, during which they would go back to being students and prepare for future teaching experiences.
Two of the above were written by edu-crats. Bet you can't guess which ones. :-)
UPDATE: The more I think about "The Ugly" proposal, the more I like it. At first, I though it was written by a pedantic, arrogant, and completely illogical edu-snob. But, upon reflection, I see it as the work of a brilliantly sly and subtle reformer. How better to destroy the government schools and their ridiculous compulsory attendance laws? Parents can't be "forced" to enroll, attend, or pass these parenting classes. Right? So, the kids of these recalcitrant parents would be free! They
couldn't attend school, much less be
forced to attend. Private schools and homeschooling would flourish and the monopoly would be broken. How wonderfully cunning! Of course, by writing this here, I may tip off the NEA, thus killing any chance for this to happen. Drat!